It had to happen. Since last Monday evening, when Harry and I caught Gwenver working very nicely thank you, we've had a succession of fun outings at Sennen Cove, myself on Steve Lynton's magic board and Harry either on my shortboard or his own TL2. The surf has been quite chunky at times, and I've even felt a little surfed out. But the roll had to come to an end, and so it proved this morning. We rocked up to see the main peak working well, with rights and lefts, at about mid-tide on the push. Just before we paddled out, the lifeguards designated the main peak as the bathing area and ushered everyone down to North Rocks. Once there, we found that it was onshore and it was rubbish. I caught precisely three waves and only one of them was any good (the term being used, here, advisedly). But out there, in the dross, I had plenty of time to think. Here were my reflections:
1. Lifeguards and bathing areas. Without wishing to put the cat among the pigeons, why do the lifeguards at The Cove keep deciding that best peak on the beach is the bathing area? Why can't they put the red and yellow flags up opposite the car park, which is surely a safer place for swimming? Today, hardly anyone was out swimming anyway, but a huge crowd of surfers was forced to compete for waves in one area which, at mid-tide, had lacklustre surf while the main peak/bathing area was serving up fun waves. I know, like and respect a lot of the lifeguards, but this decision has been made a few times so far this summer and I don't get it. Can anyone provide enlightenment?
2. Lifeguards and jet-skis. Even if there is a decent reason for designating the main peak as the bathing area, is it necessary to herd surfers out of it using a jet-ski? Jet-skis are doubtless invaluable in certain rescue situations, and they've proved their use in tow-in surfing, but otherwise they're noisy, hideous pollutants which should be used as sparingly as possible. No one likes being told to move from the one part of the beach that's working, but being told by someone on a jet-ski, in an exquisite, pristine place like Sennen Cove, just seems plain wrong. Again, what's the rationale? Anyone know?
3. Surfing and art. There's such a profound connection between surfing and art that someone ought to write a book about it. I would if I had the time, but as I get older there's no time for anything anymore, just work, work, work (and a bit of surfing). Fortunately, there is a website devoted to surfing and art, but in case the following artists aren't on it let me mention Ben Cook, who recently showed at The Eden Project, Stephen Read and Hannah Davies. Ben, pictured above with new MBE Chris Hines among others, needs no introduction to many of the surfing community in Cornwall. He's gearing up for a show at Cornwall Contemporary in Penzance in September, while Read and Davies - both of whose work is influenced by surfing and beach culture - are presently at Badcocks in Newlyn. If you're in the area, their Beach Voyeurs show is well worth checking out (Read's "Surf Club" is shown here, with Davies' "Low Tide Longboard"). Don't forget also The Surfing Museum's exhibition and, if you're in St Just, pop in to Cove regulars Mick and Allie's Windswept Gallery.
4. Ry Cooder. How good is this guy? I've just bought I, Flathead, the concluding CD to Cooder's California Trilogy. It's not as good as Chavez Ravine, but it's still streets ahead of most of anything else around lately (and a bit more together than Amy Winehouse appeared at Glastonbury over the weekend...).
5. Sex. It was so boring sitting in the line-up this morning that I even started to think about my 27th favourite sexual fantasy. Not for long, mind you - three's a crowd in my experience, and at the Cove today, there were about 500 people in the water. Summer, doncha just love it?