What is it with my mates? They never tell me when there's been a good review of Surf Nation (there have been some - honest!) but call me within seconds of the appearance of one that's bad or indifferent. Cheers, lads! Yesterday one of them took this excellent game to new levels, calling me breathlessly to say "Are you listening to the radio? They're talking about surfing books and guess what, Steve Bunce says Andy Martin's Stealing the Wave is the best sports book ever written! You gotta love it!"
I did, indeed, love it. The Cambridge don, who refuses to surf on our shores, severely dissed the UK and Irish scene when he reviewed Surf Nation. Let me remind you of his immortal opening par, which, as my mates know, never fails to bring a smile to my face: "[Wade's] simple and pretty implausible thesis is that surfing around these shores is something other than an exercise in masochism and madness. Contrary to popular prejudice, we live in a kingdom by the surf. The only trick is finding any."
(Er, try telling that to Duncan Scott and Al Meanie, whom I caught up with yesterday at The Cribbar. Somehow, they managed to spot 55ft waves off Ireland last December and surf them, likewise a 40ft session at Aileens a couple of weeks ago. Yesterday my son Harry and I surfed nice and clean Great Western at a solid 3-4ft, so astonishingly we also managed to find some surf. Our experience of surfing is radically different from that of Scott, Meanie and the other tow-surfers charging in Ireland, but all of us are united by one simple fact - we go surfing here, because, er, there is surf.)
Anyway, ever since Martin aired his remarkable views about surfing in Britain and Ireland I have, if I'm honest, found it difficult to take him seriously. Doubts have gnawed away about Stealing the Wave and they're echoed in this review, from the San Diego Union Tribune.
The next paperback edition of Martin's book is out on 4 February, so if you haven't read it yet, soon you'll have a chance to see if you agree with Steve. Meanwhile, what is the best sports book ever written?