Nice lines on the beach

I can't surf for a few weeks owing to my injured leg but having heard the local radio and been appraised of this story by Andy Cox, I can't resist going down to the beach to check out the nice lines that I'm told are there. As a matter of urgency. After all, it's offshore and, as both myself and Sharpy have, on different occasions, said: "Charlie Does Surf."

This might, though, be the first occasion when I find said lines and tell the police. Unless I emigrate to Columbia first...